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Why did Manmohan Singh cross the road ?
Ans: To prove he wasn't chicken !
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Why did the Indian union minister made corruption of only 1 crore?
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Ans: He was on a diet!
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How do you start a politician's race ?
: Just shout loudly chairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
And then how do you stop that race?
: Just break the damn chair!!
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What do you call someone who dances on street?
Ans: A street dancer !
OK. That was easy one. Now tell me....
What do you call someone who dances on the tunes of a woman?
Ans: Manmohan Singh
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What is the difference between a barking dog and a politician?
Ans: Kutta ek baar hi kaantata hai!
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Kutte mein aur Manmohan mein kya farq hai?
Ans: Kutta bhaunk ne ke liye to muh kholta hai!
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Q. If top 10 corrupt Indian politicians took a boat ride and the boat sank, who would be saved?
Ans: India!
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Manmohan: Terrorism ek bahut badi samasya hai. Isliye hum sab ko ek joot hokar iska samna karna padega. Aatankwaad se hum sab milkar ladenge. Pura Hindustan ladega. Isliye tum sab log aage badho.....daro mat.... mein aur madam tumhare piche piche hi aa rahe hai!!!
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Where is the best place to hide a corrupt politician?
And: There is no better place that hell ! Lets do it !!
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What is a Pakistan's national animal?
Ans: Zardari !
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