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Why did Manmohan Singh cross the road ?

Ans: To prove he wasn't chicken !
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Why did the Indian union minister made corruption of only 1 crore?

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?

?

Ans: He was on a diet!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
How do you start a politician's race ?

: Just shout loudly chairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



And then how do you stop that race?

: Just break the damn chair!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What do you call someone who dances on street?

Ans: A street dancer !

OK. That was easy one. Now tell me....

What do you call someone who dances on the tunes of a woman?

Ans: Manmohan Singh
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What is the difference between a barking dog and a politician?

Ans: Kutta ek baar hi kaantata hai!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Kutte mein aur Manmohan mein kya farq hai?

Ans: Kutta bhaunk ne ke liye to muh kholta hai!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q. If top 10 corrupt Indian politicians took a boat ride and the boat sank, who would be saved?

Ans: India!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Manmohan: Terrorism ek bahut badi samasya hai. Isliye hum sab ko ek joot hokar iska samna karna padega. Aatankwaad se hum sab milkar ladenge. Pura Hindustan ladega. Isliye tum sab log aage badho.....daro mat.... mein aur madam tumhare piche piche hi aa rahe hai!!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Where is the best place to hide a corrupt politician?

And: There is no better place that hell ! Lets do it !!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What is a Pakistan's national animal?

Ans: Zardari !
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
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